The Classic Dillo
🦔 10 cm / 4 inThe OG pocket armadillo. Soft shell, softer belly. Tuck it in your jacket and assert dominance at the office.
€12.99
The Rage Roller
🦔 8 cm / 3 inPermanently curled into a ball of fury. Squeeze it when your code doesn't compile. Madlad-approved stress relief.
€9.99
Golden Armadude
🦔 12 cm / 5 inDripped out in gold plush fabric with tiny shades. For the madlad who has nothing left to prove but does it anyway.
€18.99
Camo Commando Dillo
🦔 10 cm / 4 inTactical softness. This little tank blends into any couch, desk, or dashboard. Stealth cuddles activated.
€14.99
Cosmic Dillo
🦔 9 cm / 3.5 inGalaxy-print shell with glow-in-the-dark eyes. For the madlad who stares into the void — and the void plushes back.
€15.99
Mega Mini 3-Pack
🦔 5 cm / 2 in eachThree keychain-size dillos in pink, blue, and yellow. Attach to bags, lanyards, or your enemies' belongings.
€19.99